Fun Rating Systems

After my last post, I've since had a chance to read the book Kiss of Night by Sherrilyn Kenyon. It has one of the best rating systems I've seen. Since I liked it so much, I thought I'd share..

Milk Man - attractive in an unusual way and could bring a glass of milk to bed
Crackers - one step up from Milk Man (able to bring crackers to bed)
Cookies - gods (cookies are just fine)
Powdered Donut - ultimate in masculine desirability. To quote the book - "Not only was a powdered donut messy, it violated their perpetual diet and begged a woman to bite into it."

That last one gives me the shivers. Can't say that I can think of any powdered donuts, though. Maybe one day..